Last night I had a dream. A crazy dream about homeschooling, boyfriends and threesomes gone terribly awry (plus all the violence and friend making that occurred in the aftermath)
Here's how it went down:
Daniel (my real life boyfriend) was 12 and he was at school. All of a sudden his dad rushed in and declared him and his brothers (who don't exist in real life) would be home schooled from that point forward. Then I appeared. I was 12 again and we were in the past.
The thing about this dream is that it was all time travel. In it, Daniel and I were married but for some reason I couldn't remember us dating so we traveled to the past so I could remember how we made it to marriage.
Which is why we were both 12.
We bicycled to a Jewish Deli (that he pointed out in real life a few days ago) and got sandwiches. There was a girl there that I recognized as one of my best friends in the future, but she was younger. We bought her a sandwich and then invited her to come hang out with us on a boat.
Once we got to the boat Daniel looked at me, made a joke and then started making out with her! Right in front of my eyes! So the boat morphed into a steamship that was on land (don't ask) and I jumped down the ladder and walked over to a group of girls standing outside.
They were all of Daniel's other ex-girlfriends (dream ones, not real ones). This one blond barbie-looking girl was like "ugh, you will never guess what he did to ME!" and I was like "pshhh he just tried to have a threesome with me and my best friend but didn't warn me and started making out with her in front of me!!"
I sighed. "and I still end up marrying that idiot!"
At which point the girl he kissed pushes Daniel out of the boat and onto the ground. I punch him in the face (literally) and then she starts karate kicking him.
Apparently in the dream, she realized how awful he was being.
And we became best friends as we continued to beat Daniel to a pulp.